sidechick: did u see the pic?
me: what pic?
sidechick: the one of us I put on insta
"i was born in the wrong generation" i say as i steal my grandkids hoverboards because fuck you i was promised these years ago
My goal in life is to make a nigga feel the way Terrance Howard was feeling when Beyonce was giving him a lap dance
I’M TRYNA HAVE A NIGGA QUESTIONING HIS WHOLE LIFE EXISTENCE LIKE NICKI HAD DRAKE AFTER SHE GAVE HIM A LAPDANCE
kanye tried to stop taylor swift ahead of time but yall called him out of order now look
the hero you deserve but not the one you need
Remember when a 20 year old Beyoncé lowkey snatched Celine Dion
Beyoncè was like let me get this bitch together………lol