when you try his cum for the first time
y’all gotta go lmao
Anonymous asked: kim kardashians ass is real. she proved it.
people act like they forgot what ass shots were
- Unknown (via perfect)
so i made this my profile pic
and my dad just commented
oh my god
So I punched this white woman out, then the paramedics pulled up across the street. On their way over to her, this woman accidentally hit one of them with her car. Both paramedics proceeded to pull her out of her car and beat her to death. Then they came over to save this other woman’s life.
This game is amazing.
- ― Paulo Coelho (via psych-quotes)